The maid asked for a raise. The Madam was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?' Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'The Master said so.' Madam: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you. ‘Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?' Maria: 'The Master did.' Madam: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'

Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'

…………...Maria got her raise and a Bonus Husssh Money!!