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Chez Thierry, Nassau, Bahamas

Best joke January 2008
 

THE GOLF ACCIDENT

 

 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as

 her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next

 hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands

 together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to rll

 around in agony.

 

 The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to

 apologize, " Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and

 I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

 

 "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man

 replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, till

 clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he

 finally allowed her to help.

 

 She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened

 his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and

 artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

 

 He replied, "It feels great .....but my thum still hurts like hell.